- I don't have a license to kill. I have a learners permit.

- Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either

- Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

- 5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

- EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.

- If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

- White water is over when the First Lady sings.

- My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.

- Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

- Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

- Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect.